WITH THIS RING

Rewriting the rules of marriage for the modern age

Christopher Donovan

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Apr 8, 2024

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1. I solemnly swear to sigh disapprovingly at the price of cinema tickets on the rare occasions we venture to our local multiplex.
2. I promise never to mention your burgeoning paunch.
3. From this day forward, I pledge to tut and say, “What is…